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Roaming London in the rain (darn its cold and wet here) I asked a guy where Buckingham was and for a minute he looked confused. I thought maybe he thought I was asking about the BBQ restaurant of the same name back in Springfield. But then he pointed the way and there we were, at the gates of the palace surrounded by newly minted friends from San Francisco, Omaha, and Illinois all there to see the changing of the guard.
The soldiers and band members trooped by as the drizzle turned to rain, ostensibly to line up for the ceremony. We waited. And waited. And waited. And finally a guy in uniform comes through blowing a whistle and announcing that the changing of the guard wouldn’t happen because it was raining. I thought for a minute we must have been at a French palace if a little rain was going to stop the British army.
The trip was saved though by a trip to the Royal Mews. You’ll have to Google the word mews to get all the Falconry history behind the term, but in the states we’d have referred to it as a Stable and Carriage House. Because I have draft horses and carriages, this was a great stop for me (a lot better than Queen Mary’s doll house :)).The Royal Stable consists of Cleveland Bay horses—apparently an English only breed, and Windsor Whites which aren’t actually a breed but rather are a white draft horse that are used exclusively to pull the Monarch’s Coach, thus the term “Windsor.” The white horses are actually the Irish Draft breed.
We saw a handful of horses, including some they were working in the riding barn, and a larger number actually on the streets. They hitch and drive these horses daily on the streets of London just to keep them accustomed to traffic, crowds, and pulling a load.
We saw the Queen’s coaches which were used most recently at the opening of Parliament. When the Queen goes to Westminster to open Parliament it takes seven carriages to get the job done. Her Majesty never rides with the Crown Jewels, they are transported in a separate coach of their own. The other coaches are to carry her consort and various helpers.
The neat and interesting thing about the horses and carriages is how similar it was to what I’ve got a home. Their leather is shinier. Their coaches have better paint. And, their coach house is more stable and cleaner than my barn. But, apart from that, it’s horses and wagons and the process was the same one we use to hitch our horses back home—-except I think I sweat more and am a bit more hands-on in hitching my team than Her Majesty does or is.
It is London. You’ve got to go to Buckingham, but if you aren’t careful you might miss the Royal Mews and that would be a shame. Be sure you check out “all the Queen’s horses” when you visit Buckingham Palace.

June 4, 2010
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London: Day 3, Westminster Abbey
Few who read these words will have proper appreciation for the shock and awe of this country boy when he visited Westminster Abbey. My Dad likes to say “I’ve been to two county fairs and a…….” well, let’s just forget what Dad would say. But for this extremely low-church Baptist / Pentecostal a trip to Westminster Abbey was a shock. These English boys take Catholic-style high-church to a whole new dimension. Wow!
Let’s start with the architecture. Wow! I’ve more often gone to church in prefab metal buildings than in 1000-year-old Cathedrals where every English Monarch dating back to William the Conqueror except for two were crowned and most are buried. Wow! I wish I could find words to describe this structure. Oh, here’s a word….Wow! Did I mention it was a sight to behold? Wow!
Honestly, I can’t find words to describe the place. The sense of eternity instilled in there was brought to bear when I couldn’t find the toilet. The docent insisted there was a sign directing me to it “over by poets corner” and when I lamented that I didn’t see the sign he said in dripping sarcasm “We’ve only been doing this for a thousand years.”
Of course, the place is filled with dead Brits of every stripe. Nearly a millennia of Kings are buried here, along with Chaucer, Handel, Charles Darwin & David Livingston. I’ve not been to Rome and haven’t seen most of Europe, so I never fully grasped---until this trip---exactly how pervasive the tradition of burial in the church building was. We low church folks build a main auditorium and then shed Sunday School classrooms off to each side. In these fancy places they build a main nave (that’s the high church way of saying “Auditorium” though technically it’s the long area between the main doors and the high alter) and then they attach numerous (dozens, in this case) “chapels” off every side in which marble sarcophagi are place to hold the bodies of all sorts of folks; Queens, consorts, Kings, poets, and the like. But then we Hillbillies do a low church version of the same thing back in the Ozarks. We build a “church house” and then put a cemetery outside. Same thing, only simpler and kind of appropriate in a “breaking away from England” sort of way.
To really get Westminster in perspective you’ve got to realize that when the American Revolution took place, the Abbey was already 400 years old. To walk on the grave stones in the floor of the church that date back to the 1600’s is a remarkable experience----and we think the American Civil War and the Civil Rights movement is “history.”
I honestly just can’t find the words to describe my encounter with the place. You just must go. It is worth the trip to London merely to see Westminster Abbey.
Now that the architecture and some of the function are out of the way, let me tell you about Worship at Westminster. We attended an end of the day service called Evensong. In fact, we were in the choir! Yep.
The building is cross shaped and the leg of the cross opposite the High Alter (just what it sounds like) is a set of risers and “wooden stalls or desks” called the quire, where the choir, the knights, the Cathedra (that’s the head bishop), and the various church functionaries sit, stand and kneel during the service. Unbeknownst to us, if you get there in the first 100 or so people, you become the choir and are directed to sit in the qwire. So while there were lots of folks sitting out in the main nave it became obvious to us that we were part of the choir when they handed us “scripts” of what we were expected to do (sit, kneel, stand, recite) and the folks in the main nave didn’t participate. So, there we were---up and down, kneel & recite, back and forth---and we did pretty well until the Apostle’s Creed offended my Baptist girlfriend’s sensibilities: she wasn’t going to say any thing affirming any kind of catholic (small “c”) church. (Apparently the narrow tribe of Baptists who raised her voted against John Kennedy in 1962.)
We sat in front of a high titled functionary of some type from Samoa who on this occasion read from the New Testament book of Acts. It was sort of a high church version of “Samoa Day” at Westminster. They then remembered and gave thanks for Justin the Martyr followed by a choral descant of Psalms 83; an experience that was new to my family. Syd asked me about it and I told her that at any moment I thought they might break out into “Shoutin’ Time in Glory” (that’s a location joke, if you didn’t get it, just let it go and move on).
As you might have guessed, this experience gave us a wonderful dinner conversation and another great opportunity to talk through what our relationship with Jesus means and about the difference between cultural words and motions verses our experience of personal enlivenment and engagement.
The experience at Westminster was wonderful. I wouldn’t give you 15 cents for it’s spiritual impact. In fact, it served to drive home in my mind the total irrelevance of the liturgy in the institutional church---even
our own evangelical version of it. The words were beautiful, flowing & sophisticated. They were worthy of a high God. Yet somehow my fear is that while the words expressed were theologically accurate, they were void of meaning. We spoke and sang of sin, the Virgin Birth and the Resurrection of Christ. But I wondered, who among those I worshipped beside really took those concepts to heart considering them more than mythical symbolism but instead embraced them as truthful reality. I’ll never know, and its not my place to know. But it is my place to be sure that I, my family, and those we influence understand that theological language---no matter how accurate---cannot alone move a person closer to God. It must be accompanied by a “quickening of the spirit” in which a God’s Spirit is infused with man’s; conception which produces a new birth.
Wow! I had a great day at Westminster. And did I mention they’ve got great architecture? You really need to see it.
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London: Day 2, Windsor Castle & The Royals
From Central London its about an hours subway and train ride outside the city to Windsor, home of the famous Windsor castle and of Eton college where all the young princes go to school. Turns out “going off to college” is about a two block trip from grandma’s house for Will and Harry.
Windsor seemed an interesting community. Appeared wealthy and fairly expensive. Something I’ve noticed about London as well is all of the young people. Lots of different accents, but the majority of people we see out and about are very youthful.
Windsor Castle is a must see activity in England. The structure is imposing, set upon a hill with high walls and significant armaments. For some thousand years the Royals have lived here. It’s said that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth favors it among all of her residences, though she was not in residence the day we were there. The Union Jack was flying overhead instead of the Queen’s banner. There’s a guy whose job is to raise and lower her flag simultaneous to her imparting or departing the gates of the castle.
About 175 people live in the castle, all sorts of people who comprise the Royal Household---the Queen’s staff which actually numbers over 900 people. We visited with a Mr. Hall of her staff who interestingly told us he’d once been employed by the Hall family of Kansas City, Missouri, owners of Hallmark cards. Mr. Hall told us that the Queen greets and shakes hands with each of the household twice annually, once at Christmas and then one other time each year. He and all the staff seemed extremely proud to be working for the Queen.
In area of the castle leading to the private quarters I spoke with a young woman who told me she ran into the Queen regularly in her duties (of which guarding the hall was evidently one). She commented that the Queen knew her name and the names of many of the staff and said “you can talk with her about anything.” Hmm. Well, even a Queen has to have some people. I mean President Jeb Bartlett had Charlie!
One big deal in the realm of the Queen is the Royal Order of the Knights of the Garter. I don’t get exactly why that’s so big a deal. But the way it was explained to me is that Paul McCartney and Elton John are “just knights” and the five layers of knighthood above them are the Knights of the Garter. There are only 24 of them---because Henry VIII was enamored with the notion King Arthur’s Knights of the Round Table and chose to bring them to life via this order of knighthood. There are 24 of them because that’s the number he needed to have in order to have a jousting tournament. SO, yes, apparently being a high end Knight is something akin to play on the company softball team.
Perhaps the most interesting thing at the Castle was St. George Cathedral. Wow! Quite an impressive structure. Really stunning in its beauty. Yet I couldn’t help but think “God lives in human hearts not in structures built by human hands.” It’s interesting to me how for thousands of years men have tried to build buildings for God.
A weird thing about the Chapel is that it is the burial site of all the royals. You walk into the Nave and there, among the chairs, are sarcophagus holding the bodies of the Kings. Some of them are buried in vaults under the floor, and most interestingly, Queen Elizabeth’s father and the Queen Mum who died just a few years ago are buried “in the ground like a common man” at a level below the rest of the Chapel.
Windsor Castle is definitely worth the effort! If you come to London you must see it.
Here’s a tip: Kelly bought something called a London Pass. It gets us into all of the attractions, and moves us to the head of the line. So you don’t want to fail to get a London Pass. Another key thing to get is a Travel Card. It allows you to board the subway and trains as many times as you like, so you can zip back and forth across the city without traffic problems or having to have car or pay a taxi. If you are going to sightsee London don’t fail to get a London Pass and a Travel Card.
That’s all for today. Not sure what’s up tomorrow----Westminster Abbey, Cathedral, Chapel, etc. Funny thing is that just a week ago, an acquaintance of mine, Ed Stetzer actually preached at Westminster Chapel. Kind of a small world. Wish it had worked out for me to have been in London that weekend. That would have been kind of cool.
More tomorrow. Stay tuned.
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London: Day 1, The Tower of London, Hyde Park & Speaker’s Corner, and Kensington Palace
Arrived in London shortly after noon Saturday on an overnight flight which had left Dallas at 9:00 p.m. Friday. It was 4:00 by the time we made our way to our hotel and were settled in. Hotels.com had cancelled our paid-in-full reservation (let that be a warning to you) but Marriott County Hall made good on it; read to the end of this blog article to see how. After a shower and supper we went to bed and didn’t see the light of day until 9:00 a.m. Sunday morning---must have been tired.
Saturday started with no seats at the hotel breakfast, so the lady made good on that with four vouchers to the buffet downstairs…….$90 breakfast tab, no charge. Thank you very much! We’re off to the Tower of London.
The Tower of London is really a fortification along the Thames with several towers. It was home to the English royalty for centuries. The first structure was built by William the Conqueror 1000 or so years ago. Today’s it’s the home to the Crown Jewels (kind of gaudy….not really that impressive, but what do I know) and has a number of historical artifacts complete with Beefeaters who giving tours which include details on all the beheadings carried out by the threatened Kings. Think of a cross between the White House and Plymouth Plantation and Silver Dollar City and you’ll kind of have it pegged. As the tour unfolded I came to understand why the British term “bloody” means damned, for apparently anyone who crossed the Monarch was just that. Bloodied.
Apparently the biggest stink over the centuries---at least the biggest I heard about---related to Henry VIII wanting a divorce which Rome disallowed, so he broke away from the Catholic Church at established the Church of England. Evidently Rome and its various authorities dispatched to England weren’t real keen on this idea and protested vigorously. Perhaps this is where the term “he doth protest too much” came from, because any notion of speaking out against the Monarch apparently earned you the designation “bloody.”
So, we saw the crown jewels, the guns, the cannons, the demonstrations of firepower, spinning, cooking pottage…..the pretend war was kind of interesting. Watching the soldiers line up in four columns of four rows with the front row firing and then running to the back so that row two could fire gave clear meaning to the concept “rank and file.”
I found the terminology around the Tower interesting. They spoke of the “bulwark”….a term you might have heard if you ever sang “A mighty fortress is our God, a bulwark never failing.” It means “wall.” The implication is that a wall is protection. Kings were quick to build walls. Apparently, being King makes you a target for people who aren’t so keen on being “subjects.”
It seemed that the Kings built their houses as towers. The top floor was theirs, underneath lived their servants, under that lesser servants, and in the basement……..well, that’s the dungeon where they kept their prisoners. Back to the towers……there are lots of towers……..which brought to mind that more contemporary song we sing “The name of the Lord is, a strong tower. The righteous run into it, and they are saved.” Well, in rural Missouri the concept of a tower doesn’t mean a lot. (We’ve got the Hammon’s Tower in Springfield, but that’s about it.) But here in the land of castles and moats, you begin to understand the imagery in the songs when they speak of bulwarks and towers.
I was impressed by the close tie of church and state. The murderous Kings exhibited a lot of religious behavior. They had private chapels and Mass was offered regularly. Then they went out and had their wives heads chopped off. Hmmmm. Some significant inconsistencies----religion as a tool, not a demonstration of devotion.
From there it was on to the Tower Bridge……a really cool old drawbridge built next to the Tower and containing towers itself. I thought of my friend Stan Elmore as I toured Tower Bridge. It’s an engineer’s dream. Uh, to me…..it was……a bridge. But apparently England is proud of it. (Did I ever mention I grew up in Galena. We had the “Y” bridge---one of only two in the world. The other is in Ohio. I got to see it a couple of summer’s ago when I judged a goat show in Ohio. OK. That’s all I’ve got on bridges.)
Next stop: Hyde Park and Speaker’s Corner. If you have ever been to New York City and seen the goofballs screaming from the street corners on Time’s Square you have a little concept of Speaker’s Corner. If you
want to make a public spectacle of yourself in London, this is the place to do it. There were probably six to 10 different speakers standing on their soap boxes (usually an aluminum step stool). Some were talking rather softly. Many were shouting loudly. I’d guess it was about half political speech---most seeming to be middle eastern in nature---and about half preaching, mostly Christian with maybe one or two Muslims mixed in.
The Jesus’ speakers were doing a reasonably good job of communicating accurately, though I’m not sure they were being very persuasive. One was being heckled severely by a group of Muslims. But he was withstood them well.
Another preacher clearly presented the Christian gospel and then began to pray for a man nearby asking God to bless the man. An onlooker got miffed about it, and suddenly came at me to talk in a “making fun” sort of way about the preacher. I told him that Jesus was my Lord and Savior and he just looked at me bizarrely and walked away.
Then there was the guy with the chicken hat---himself a speaker---who yelled that Jesus was a homosexual, the bed partner of Peter……………………………
There were a number of quieter evangelical witnessing huddles where seemingly better dialogue was being had. But I don’t know that the venue is the most effective way to reach out in London.
I took my girls aside and shared this with them:
- Nobody is arguing about Shakespeare or Napoleon, but when Jesus is injected there is instant consternation. I find that fact alone compelling. In all of history everybody has a “live and let live” attitude except when it comes to mentioning Jesus. His name alone sets people on edge like none other. I think that is worthy of attention.
- There was a lot of arguing going on about Jesus. I explained to the girls that I didn’t think the arguing was the most effective tool, but that instead just telling the story of what Jesus had done in your life was most compelling because no one can argue with your personal experience. “Jesus is the Son of God” is arguable. “Jesus changed my life in this way….” that personal experience can only be observed, it can’t be taken away.
As I listened to the speakers I thought of Steve Akeson, a psychologist friend of mind. I think he’d have found several diagnoses among this crowd. (As we sat down for dinner later Kelly confirmed my thought saying “A psychologist would have a hay day with those guys.”)
After a heck of along walk we were then off to Kensington Palace, home to Royals ad-infinitum; most recognized these days as the home of Diana. Uhm……ya know……it was a really big brick house……but nothing to write home about…..not all that impressive except for it’s scale. If I’d have had to live there I might have been depressed, too.
The Cult of Diana is interesting to me. Based on the press reports my only significant thoughts were; #1. What a troubled soul. #2. How much good she could have done if she’d had her personal demons worked out so she could have leveraged her celebrity for another 40-50 years. Truth is, she could have benefited from some of the message being communicated at Speaker’s Corner.
Here was something I observed in London: lots of blatant lesbians walking the streets; the I’m-out-and-I-want-you-to-know-it types. Parenthetically, I read in the press that a preacher in Speaker’s Corner was arrested a few weeks ago for speaking out against homosexuality.
London is a big city. Lotsa people. Lotsa Muslim women covered up. (Saw one all dressed in black, but then covered with a white towel to ward off the sun…….kind of confused me…….I’m thinking if God does require you to be so covered, he would be OK if you were covered in white. Saw any number of middle-eastern guys walking the streets in white robes. Hmmmm. I think the women should form a committee and talk to the Imam’s. )
Lotsa fashion in London. I’m not a big fashion guy, heck, I own only two pair of jeans. But I just happened to notice lots of people dressed in high style. Kind of interesting.
Kel tells me we are off to Windsor tomorrow. I’ll let you know what we find.
OH, wait, one final thing: The young lady at the front desk of the Marriott made good on our room problem. Today we got moved to the top floor of the hotel, with a balcony, looking out directly across the river at Big Ben. We are livin’ in style. I doubt there is a better room anywhere in London. Made me feel better about the $500 per day or whatever we’re paying---I don’t want to know. Kel and I have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on the hotel costs. You know, I’m kind of a Holiday Inn kind of guy…..well, not really. I’m really a Ritz Carlton & Four Seasons kind of guy. I just have a Holiday Inn conscience. But these digs are just one more reason I shudder for the poor boys my girls might marry. These girls have no concept of the “motel.” But I’m thankful that we’ve been able to travel so much and live so well while doing it!
Big Ben is donging mid-night. I gotta go to bed.
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