{"id":1486,"date":"2011-04-08T17:14:09","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T22:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/?p=1486"},"modified":"2011-04-08T17:14:09","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T22:14:09","slug":"my-spanish-faux-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/2011\/04\/08\/my-spanish-faux-pas\/","title":{"rendered":"My Spanish Faux Pas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I started to leave the pastor&#8217;s home in the little mountain town outside Managua, he grabbed my hand and asked me if I would pray for his family. I was happy to pray over him, his wife, and their three brown-eyed beauties. And then as I started to leave he asked if he could take my picture. Of course! But something seems incongruous about a man who lives in a house with a dirt floor and no doors having a cell phone with a camera.<\/p>\n<p>He snapped his picture. So I took out my cell phone and began to take pictures, too. I should have kept on walking.<\/p>\n<p>I took pictures of each daughter, coaxed them to smile, and captured and image I&#8217;ll keep forever. And that&#8217;s when it happened. I turned to take a photo of his wife and as I did I said &#8220;Mamacita.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Freddy, my translator jumped to my side and adamantly said &#8220;Madrecita.&#8221; (Dear Little Mother.)<\/p>\n<p>What? Had a I done something wrong? Yes! But what did it mean? Freddy whisked me away saying &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you later.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Apparently &#8220;mamacita&#8221; means &#8220;baby, you are a hot, sexy chick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, somewhere in Nicaragua there is the simply-dressed, barefooted wife of a Nicaraguan pastor who is feeling pretty good about herself, now that her true babe-aliciousness has been recognized.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, when it comes to Spanish, my reach has exceeded my grasp. Habla mas lento, por favor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I started to leave the pastor&#8217;s home in the little mountain town outside Managua, he grabbed my hand and asked me if I would pray for his family. I was happy to pray over him, his wife, and their three brown-eyed beauties. And then as I started to leave he asked if he could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1486"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1488,"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1486\/revisions\/1488"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.jbarrywatts.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}